DISQUS

The Launching Pad: Phillies/Braves Conspiracy Leaked

  • Kat · 1 year ago
    Friggin' hilarious. Especially for us Braves fans! Nice work.
  • TheNanny612 · 1 year ago
    Yeah right!!!!
  • Willis Whitlock · 1 year ago
    Funny stuff. But if it gives NY the wild card and I get to see the Dodgers beat the Mets before they lose to PHL or CHIcubs, it works for me.
  • Andrew Vazzano [TheRopolitans. · 1 year ago
    I'm scared. I think this is the truth.
  • Kevin · 1 year ago
    Some late breaking news on this story indicates that the reason Chipper Jones and Brian McCann did not start last night in the final series opener between the Phillies and Braves. The story broke out when the two miraculously came in to the game and belted two hits to put some pressure on the Phillies.

    Sources also indicate that the conspiracy may also include the designers of the field for Citizens Bank Park, information that came to light after McCann's double was ruled not a homerun and no video replay was even discussed.
  • John Thomas · 1 year ago
    Oh no, not MORE controversy!

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  • CheatorBeat · 1 year ago
    Nice work, very funny. Sports thrives on Controversy, so if it doesn't exist, create some!
  • Dave B · 1 year ago
    If one of the bribes was to be all the cheesesteaks one could eat, then the deal should have included a free angioplasty every 100 steaks.
  • JonnyspermZ · 1 year ago
    I actually totally believed it, til the Rocky part. Man, being a Met fan is an emotionally scarring life choice ...
  • Jack · 1 year ago
    This would be totally believable if the Braves didn't suck.
  • Kevin · 1 year ago
    Wait a second...what happened last night? The conspiracey gets leaked and now both teams deny it? They know we're on to them. That's why Cole Hamels threw the ball past Pedro Feliz last night...
  • Danny Thornton · 1 year ago
    I knew there had to be a better explanation than the Braves just stunk this year.
  • Amy V · 1 year ago
    I knew Kelly would cave. Curses!
  • Bud · 1 year ago
    Guess now that the conspiracy has been leaked, the Braves decided to start playing, ha ha!

    Seriously, good signs from this team the past two nights, other than Jo-Jo stinking up the joint once again. Egads! A good win, and what a blast from Chipper!! That sews up the batting title, folks.

    And the Mets are gagging again. And is there any doubt the Braves need to make a run at Sabathia? Dude struck out 11 on three days rest in a must-win game last night for the Brewers. Don't know if the Braves can afford him, but geez, you gotta try!

    Bud.
    http://braves.today.com
  • hannah · 1 year ago
    Well it doesn't surprise me at all, I would do it for Eagles tickets and unlimited philly cheese steaks..and come to think of it- I would meet a lot more guys if I had all the cheerleaders with me. At least the Braves have brains...
  • Webdesi3 · 1 year ago
    Great post, it is very funny indeed! Thanks man, keep it up!
  • footballwoman · 1 year ago
    Wow - that's a hillarious post. And here I thought that EVERYBODY was working on the Yankees for the same reasons.


    It's great to have a postseason with NO NEW YORK TEAMS. It just goes to show, money can't buy everything.